no vitamins… no fucking minorals… carbs ONLY
muffy packing her lunch
Tracks
book: “she has naturally red hair”
screen adaptation:
book: “she has naturally curly hair”
screen adaptation:
book: “red hair, freckles”
screen adaptation:
Book: “she was black”
Movie adaptation:
Book: She was asian
Movie:
reblogging for the last two
Feisty Femme Fatale.
TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN!!!
WHAT THE FUCK IT’S CHRISTMAS EVE WHY DID SOMEONE REBLOG THIS
TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN!!!
them: you know, it’s hard to date you, because you’re always taking and captioning brooding pictures of your chicken
me:
Whatever you do, do it for you.
no offense but some of you need to make a little birdhouse in your soul
@ all the assholes commenting on my mocking posts witchblr edition
Y'all need to learn not all spells work and the spell I posted could work for someone else. get over yourselves
tonight’s mood is the deep desire to be held close in a dimly lit room, covered in blankets while rain is softly falling outside
how to dress so girls and crows will notice me but security cameras won’t
HAVING A CRUSH SUCKS LIKE I MIGHT AS WELL HAVE FALLEN IN LOVE WITH A KITCHEN APPLIANCE
Good afternoon, the academic culture of “if you’re not overworking, you don’t deserve success” is unhealthy.
Whow this took off.
you might like getting choked but sea turtles don’t so keep your FUCKIN plastic out of the ocean.
My new favourite thing to do on the internet when I’m bored is to go onto IMDB, look up perfectly innocent movies, and read the Parents Guide
aristocats… so hardcore
Dora the Explorer really pushing the limits
NO NOT VITAMINS
Female, presenting nipples.
I tried to resist reblogging this but I failed
